RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 05-02-2010 18:24
Capello's just phoned Wayne Bridge and said, "I've just spoken to JT and he's lost the captain's armband. Do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for me."
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 05-02-2010 18:25
When I was little, we used to play a game called "knock and run" where you knock on someones door and run away before they answered.
Nowadays, its known as "Parcelforce"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 05-02-2010 20:27
i found a pound in the washer whilst pulling my clothes out.does that count as money laundering?
RE: Jokes - black knight - 05-02-2010 20:29
the doctor gave me pills for a rash.now ive got blisters on my feet.he said "take one three times a day then skip a day"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 05-02-2010 20:31
my mate was complaining about his itchy contact lenses.so i told him to visit netdoc.co.uk which is a site for sore eyes
RE: Jokes - black knight - 05-02-2010 20:33
two reasons why its hard to solve a redneck murder.all the DNA matches and theres no dental records
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 05-02-2010 23:22
i've just found out i've got a dangerous dog,
the wife.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 07-02-2010 11:38
My wife doesn't go to the gym.
She stays fit by jumping to conclusions.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 07-02-2010 11:56
what are men like jokes
men are like......mascara.they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
men are like.....bike helmets.handy in an emergency,but otherwise they just look silly.
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 07-02-2010 12:37
whats john terry's favourite carpet?
blue shag of course
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