RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 07-02-2010 13:40
Well, the WD40 worked: the squeak is totally gone.
But now my daughter's guinea pig just lies there lifeless.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 07-02-2010 13:40
I was in court the other day and decided to beat the shit out of the judge.
I thought attack was the best form of defence.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 07-02-2010 13:42
I was driving around the other day and started feeling really horny. So I decided to swing by this well known dogging spot that was close by. There were a few other cars there so I pulled up and joined in.
I had a great time, but I think I failed my driving test.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 07-02-2010 13:45
I bought a new 'roll-on' deodorant yesterday, the instructions said
Remove top, push up bottom.
I'm still in A & E.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 07-02-2010 15:30
what are men like?
men are like......government bonds.
they take so long to mature.
men are like......parking spots.
the good ones are taken,and the rest are too small.
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 07-02-2010 21:57
Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
its not a joke as such but its funny
RE: Jokes - black knight - 07-02-2010 22:39
more men jokes
men are like..... copiers.you need them for reproduction,but thats all
men are like....lava lamps.fun to look at,but not all that bright
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 07-02-2010 23:37
Name three football clubs that contain swear words
Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g Man Utd.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 08-02-2010 00:06
men are like.....bank accounts.without a lot of money,they dont generate much interest...lol
men are like....high heels.they,re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it
RE: Jokes - Shalashaska - 08-02-2010 06:13
My missus has just found out that I've been screwing another woman in our bed.
Damn that memory foam mattress!
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