RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 26-02-2010 17:42
Don't you hate it when you wake up from a drunken night out with 'I love cock' written on your fore-head?
Especially when you've been drinking at home.
Alone.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 27-02-2010 12:29
dave and his mate are about to play snooker,as they,re chalking up,his mate says!wanna break?" dave replies"what already?, we havnt started yet"
i was doing some decorating so i got out my stepladder.i dont get on with my real ladder.
i wanted to join the debating club but got talked out of it.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 27-02-2010 16:21
My wife has just given birth for the first time.
I don't know who I feel more sorry for, my son for being ginger or my wife for having to bring him up on her own.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 27-02-2010 16:21
My wife has a rain fetish.
It makes her wet.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 27-02-2010 20:43
did you hear about the spaceman who trod on chewing gum?
he got stuck in orbit
RE: Jokes - black knight - 27-02-2010 20:56
tiger woods is making great progress in his sex rehab program,docs have him down to nine holes a day
RE: Jokes - black knight - 27-02-2010 23:34
whats the definition of optimism?
an english batsman applying sun block before stepping out to the crease.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 28-02-2010 03:56
police arrested two kids.one was drinking battery acid,the other eating fireworks.they charged one but let the other off.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 28-02-2010 03:58
a flasher was thinking of retiring,but has decided to stick it out for another year
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 28-02-2010 21:50
I lost my watch earlier.
I would have looked for it but I didn't have the time.
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