(17-02-2014 12:57 )terence Wrote:  i was in a shop recently and......

(29-04-2014 19:58 )circles_o_o_o Wrote:  .....asked the assistant if they had any good offers on savoury snacks. She smiled and told me to BOGOF so I did. Twice.



Don't you hate it when your pen leaks in your pocket. Makes you look like......

Quote:After a long day of being a porn star, my.....

(30-04-2014 01:26 )weeahlf07 Wrote:  was browsing around the sex shop the other day when i bumped into......

(10-05-2014 00:58 )circles_o_o_o Wrote:  a television camera crew filming a documentary for Channel 4 - I'm going to be famous !!!



Was thinking of getting a new carpet for the living room so...........

(10-05-2014 06:05 )babelover48 Wrote:  Roy Hodgson has been allowed to pick two overseas strikers for his world Cup Squad, and he's found the perfect pairing in Fern's....

(11-05-2014 01:08 )circles_o_o_o Wrote:  [quote='babelover48' pid='1458089' dateline='1399701923']

I had an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction last week but when I tried returning it to Ikea, they said............

(11-05-2014 01:46 )ValerieC Wrote:  ... my tits popping out were not their responsibility.


My favourite pair of panties went missing last night, they're either too small and I don't realise I've still got them on, or...

(11-05-2014 10:57 )babelover48 Wrote:  I went into my local Mcdonald's and ordered a big breakfast. Instead I got two lumpy baps. when I complained, the manger said....

(11-05-2014 11:45 )circles_o_o_o Wrote:  .......I see what you mean, and hoked a couple of chicken fillets out of her brassiere to stick between them. On the 'ouse.



You'll never believe what I fished out of the canal yesterday, I could barely reel it in, a great big...........