RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 05-03-2010 12:13
I am sick of people saying that Gingers have no friends!
I have the complete boxset!
RE: Jokes - black knight - 05-03-2010 15:17
im an alcoholic....it took a lot of bottle to admit that.
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 05-03-2010 20:13
Leeds United have unveiled their new sponsor … Cillit Bang … guaranteed to remove the scum from the FA cup!
( pity we losted against spurs)
RE: Jokes - jackobanger - 05-03-2010 20:14
Top tip for Manchester United fans: don’t waste money on expensive new kits every season. Simply strap a large inflatable penis to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 06-03-2010 11:46
velcro....what a rip off.
i went to a shop and said im looking for a sailor with one arm.he said "sorry,ima wholesailor"
at the same shop i said "have you got any net curtains?"he said"no,they,ve all got VAT on them" i said"thats gross"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 06-03-2010 15:51
chris tarrant asks wayne bridge"for £64,000,what is the colour of vanessa perroncel's pubic hair?is it,A)brown;B)jet black;C)blonde;or;D)ginger?"wayne replies"can i phone a friend?"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 06-03-2010 15:53
i was hard at work the other day.but then this fat ginger chick walked in and it went to a semi.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 06-03-2010 15:57
ive got a christian mobile,its pray as you go.
i saw two snowflakes having a fight,so i said"settle down you two".
RE: Jokes - synerd - 06-03-2010 16:01
Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999. Paddy says "its my wife ive accidentally shot her, ive killed her" operator responds " please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is dead?" CLICK.....BANG!!! "OK, done that, what next?"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 06-03-2010 16:25
when i was little,we used to play a game called"knock and run"where you had to knock on someone elses door and run away before they answer.nowadays,its known as "parcelforce"
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