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RE: A Wank that feels like a Blowjob, Here's how - benboe - 28-10-2009 17:56
(28-10-2009 07:46 )SM© Wrote:(28-10-2009 07:39 )jungleboy Wrote: haha thanks for this fella. Bit random! This post reminds me of a cherryrider post haha!
You must be thinking of this thread.
Having read Cherryriders thread reminded me of a time at work we convinced a young apprentice to try a technique.
I admit to never trying it but if anyone feels adventerous please feel free to share the results.
We convinced the young fellow to buy a pound of liver and in the privacy of his domicial to wrap it around his todger, it would feel similar to being pleasured by a females pleasure parts. It has the benefit that if your hungry after you reach your climax you can wash it off, slap it in a pan with some sliced onions and cook it up for a tasty snack.
If more flavour is required cook it without washing it
RE: A Wank that feels like a Blowjob, Here's how - Hollywood PillowPants - 28-10-2009 18:42
NOW let me get this right,you get a condom...........![[Image: get_image.html?0e7bca1e9b37b9175ace75f640462047.jpg]](http://pixelup.net/image.html?0e7bca1e9b37b9175ace75f640462047.jpg)
RE: A Wank that feels like a Blowjob, Here's how - black knight - 28-10-2009 18:51
sounds like he,s been posh wanking for far too long,still tho thanks for the tip(no pun intended)
RE: A Wank that feels like a Blowjob, Here's how - Scotsman - 28-10-2009 21:53
http://www.jackinworld.com
^Techniques galore.
RE: A Wank that feels like a Blowjob, Here's how - bobbistuff - 28-10-2009 22:11
(28-10-2009 03:57 )fatsoburger999 Wrote: Seeing that this is such a great forum, i thought i'd share a little secret that will make your wanking experience truely enjoyablehmmm....only trouble was neighbour complained when i hung the flunkeys on the line to dry.....
Useing a condom, spit some saliva into the tip before rolling on to your hard cock. Best done while in bed watching your favorite TV babe.
Make sure your right hand is warm (if your right handed) and work the top of the condom on your cock so the saliva covers the head.
Now hold the head of your cock in your hand and enjoy.
You can even reuse the condoms by rinsing them in warm soapy water and hanging them out to dry. Sprinkle talcum powder on them when dry and useing your two middle fingers roll them up agin. blow some air into them if they are stuck together.
P.S just don't get the thin condoms as they won't last long
RE: A Wank that feels like a Blowjob, Here's how - G30RD1E - 29-10-2009 15:30
So was it a case of, I know, I`m sat here watching Bailey I`ll spit in a condom slap it on and see if it feels like shes blowing me?
Where on EARTH do you get these ideas?
RE: A Wank that feels like a Blowjob, Here's how - tsurugi - 29-10-2009 16:43
I want to know what other ideas he has. Maybe something involving a plant pot and some silly putty.
RE: A Wank that feels like a Blowjob, Here's how - roystonmerchant - 29-10-2009 16:44
you live and learn don't you...................
RE: A Wank that feels like a Blowjob, Here's how - Deb x - 30-10-2009 13:13
(28-10-2009 03:57 )fatsoburger999 Wrote: You can even reuse the condoms by rinsing them in warm soapy water and hanging them out to dry. Sprinkle talcum powder on them when dry and useing your two middle fingers roll them up agin. blow some air into them if they are stuck together.
How lovely...
You sure your name isn't "Blue Peter"
?Very ecologically sound with the recycling, btw, and precise too - "two middle fingers"??
RE: A Wank that feels like a Blowjob, Here's how - Jonnyo - 08-11-2009 20:45
truly disgusting