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RE: Can anybody tell me? - Krill Liberator - 14-02-2011 01:34
Nothing turns me on as much as watching an attractive woman sucking on a large and amusingly-shaped pacifier.
D'you know what? This is a huge lie, and I'm not even going to elaborate or do the long "apart from" list that I had in mind.
But the point about fellatio is well-made.
I never understood that, and I've got to add that I would be lying again if I were to say "Nothing turns me on as much as watching an attractive woman trying to remove a spag-bol stain from a pair of boxer shorts with her mouth".
RE: Can anybody tell me? - mr williams - 14-02-2011 02:10
(14-02-2011 01:34 )Krill Liberator Wrote: "Nothing turns me on as much as watching an attractive woman trying to remove a spag-bol stain from a pair of boxer shorts with her mouth".
No, you mean "Nothing turns me on as much as watching Ann Widdecombe trying to remove a spag-bol stain from a pair of boxer shorts with her mouth".
(oh God, I've now got that image in my head!!!
)
RE: Can anybody tell me? - Krill Liberator - 14-02-2011 02:21
(14-02-2011 02:10 )mr williams Wrote:Oh no! One slip of the metaphorical tongue (enough of that, sir: you're making up your own jokes!) and I've destroyed your mind forever... but I gotta admit, Widdy with a dildo? That gives me a(14-02-2011 01:34 )Krill Liberator Wrote: "Nothing turns me on as much as watching an attractive woman trying to remove a spag-bol stain from a pair of boxer shorts with her mouth".
No, you mean "Nothing turns me on as much as watching Ann Widdecombe trying to remove a spag-bol stain from a pair of boxer shorts with her mouth".
(oh God, I've now got that image in my head!!!
RE: Can anybody tell me? - mr williams - 14-02-2011 02:27
The invisible man promises he won't come in her mouth.....
![[Image: widde_thumb.jpg]](http://www.imagechunk.com/viewer.php?file=widde.jpg)
RE: Can anybody tell me? - eccles - 14-02-2011 03:35
(14-02-2011 02:10 )mr williams Wrote:(14-02-2011 01:34 )Krill Liberator Wrote: "Nothing turns me on as much as watching an attractive woman trying to remove a spag-bol stain from a pair of boxer shorts with her mouth".
No, you mean "Nothing turns me on as much as watching Ann Widdecombe trying to remove a spag-bol stain from a pair of boxer shorts with her mouth".
(oh God, I've now got that image in my head!!!
You bastard!!!! How am I meant to sleep now?
Wheres the unthank button?