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RE: Poems: Topical and Funny - HLO - 05-07-2020 11:58
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RE: Poems: Topical and Funny - billyboy1963 - 05-07-2020 14:16
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RE: Poems: Topical and Funny - billyboy1963 - 22-10-2020 16:31
What do you think
The bravest drink
Under the sky?”
“Strong beer,” said I.
“There’s a place for everything,
Everything, anything,
There’s a place for everything
Where it ought to be:
For a chicken, the hen’s wing;
For poison, the bee’s sting;
For almond-blossom, Spring;
A beerhouse for me.”
“There’s a prize for everyone,
Everyone, anyone,There’s a prize for everyone,
Whoever he may be:
Crags for the mountaineer,
Flags for the Fusilier,
For English poets, beer!
Strong beer for me!”
RE: Poems: Topical and Funny - Cheesy Grin - 22-12-2020 23:16
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RE: Poems: Topical and Funny - billyboy1963 - 23-12-2020 22:08
The great meals my lady does serve
Are way better than what I deserve.
I eat them all but,
when I look at my gut
I have failed to flatten the curve.
RE: Poems: Topical and Funny - Cheesy Grin - 23-12-2020 23:45
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RE: Poems: Topical and Funny - billyboy1963 - 24-12-2020 14:41
I made myself a snowball,
As perfect as could be,
I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas,
And a pillow for its head,
Then last night it ran away,
But first - it wet the bed!
RE: Poems: Topical and Funny - billyboy1963 - 24-12-2020 14:45
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RE: Poems: Topical and Funny - Cheesy Grin - 16-02-2022 20:55
Ohhhhhhh
The grand old Duke of York
He borrowed 12 million quid
He gave it to someone
He'd never ever met
and for something he never did
RE: Poems: Topical and Funny - Cheesy Grin - 31-03-2022 20:29
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