RE: Jokes - Regenerated - 24-06-2010 19:52
what do you call 2000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
a good start.
RE: Jokes - bytor - 25-06-2010 07:48
A door to door salesman rings the bell at a large house.
The door is opened by a 13 year old boy, dressed in a velvet smoking jacket. Cuddling up on his left arm is a blonde glamour babe and on his right is a brunette glamour babe.
In his left hand is a fine cuban cigar and in his right a glass of 25 year old single malt.
The salesman says, "Good morning. Are your parents in young man?"
The boy looks at him and blowing out a cloud of cigar smoke says,
"What the fuck do you think?"
RE: Jokes - 654321 - 25-06-2010 11:47
This world cup is working out like WW2 - France have left surrendered, the USA turned up late, and England are left to fight the Germans!
RE: Jokes - Charlemagne - 26-06-2010 09:27
A girl at work has just come back from Blackpool.
She said that she had been on the 'Big One'
I said, " You mean the ride on the Pleasure Beach"?
She said, "No, the well endowed donkey on the beach"
RE: Jokes - 654321 - 28-06-2010 09:11
Weak? Limp? Lifeless?
Who'd of thunk it? turns out Cheryl's Cole's slept with the entire England squad
RE: Jokes - TammysNo1Fan - 28-06-2010 09:17
NEWS FLASH;
Its just been announced England are to fly into Glasgow airport,
SO THEY CAN GET A HEROS WELCOME,
pmsl.....
RE: Jokes - TammysNo1Fan - 28-06-2010 09:17
Weather Forecast:
The north of England will experience severe flooding,
This is due to the whole of Scotland pissing themselves laughing...
RE: Jokes - TammysNo1Fan - 28-06-2010 09:18
England have a new coach,
It'll be picking them up from Heathrow airport 2more morning.
RE: Jokes - TammysNo1Fan - 28-06-2010 09:19
A New Helpline Has Now Been Setup For Depressed England Fans After Yesterday's Match Against Germany...
They Can Now Call 0800 4-1-4-1-4-1 For Assitance
Or Visit The Website at http://www.EnglandGotHumped.co.uk
RE: Jokes - Regenerated - 29-06-2010 21:16
Oxo have just introduced a new brand of gravy cube. It is white with a red cross design on it - they've called it the Laughing Stock.
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The weather report for today is sunny with warm temperatures and blue skies. All except for a little corner of Heathrow airport which is expected to bring grey skies and heavy showers - the England team have returned.
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