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RE: Getting Old Is??? - Wingcommander - 03-08-2015 09:11

You want to watch the babes but the TV is stuck on cbeebies...


RE: Getting Old Is??? - HEX!T - 03-08-2015 10:01

when you sit on the toilet and the first to plops you hear are your testicles hitting the water... brrrr!....


RE: Getting Old Is??? - saints76 - 03-08-2015 10:15

Getting old is when you realise you have grown stronger in your arms , since when you have an erection you can quite easily bend your cock in the middle , but when you were younger , it was impossible to bend you cock.

OK , it`s an old joke but it did make me smile when I first heard it.

I`ll get my coat.........


RE: Getting Old Is??? - HEX!T - 03-08-2015 10:31

and your hat mate...


RE: Getting Old Is??? - saints76 - 03-08-2015 12:27

And my walking stick


RE: Getting Old Is??? - saints76 - 03-08-2015 12:31

And also my pump , you know the one that attaches to your cock , mind you the pump is pretty worn out now.

Oh well , such is life.........


RE: Getting Old Is??? - The Silent Majority - 03-08-2015 13:06

(07-05-2015 07:39 )babelover48 Wrote:  Getting old is getting up and then not recognising the bed you're sleeping in

Nah, that's just the sign of a good night out Wink


RE: Getting Old Is??? - M-L-L - 08-08-2015 00:31

Seeing a trailer for what looks like a remake of "National Lampoon's Vacation" and thinking :

"FFS - is that this generation's idea of a classic movie that really needs to be remade : seriously? A 1980s Chevy Chase film ?"

Bounce


RE: Getting Old Is??? - setter1000 - 08-08-2015 03:02

Having to take Viagra so that you dont wet your shoes everytime you have a pee!!!!!!!!!!!


RE: Getting Old Is??? - Doddle - 15-09-2015 17:30

Never mind policemen looking younger...

...when you realise top-class Milfs like Tanya Tate and Rebecca More are younger than you are Sad