RE: Jokes - newark red - 19-11-2010 20:47
what kate and dodi fayed got in common?
both had there finger in diana's ring!
RE: Jokes - I-Love-U-Fernanda - 19-11-2010 21:06
Took the shell off a snail to speed it up a bit, but it ended up even more sluggish.
RE: Jokes - Jam Da Man - 19-11-2010 21:14
A man gets bummed by an elephant. He later sees the doctor.
The doctor asks why his arse-hole is stretched to 10 inches, when an elephant's penis is usually only 4 inches wide. The man replies
"The dirty bastard fingered me first!"
RE: Jokes - I-Love-U-Fernanda - 20-11-2010 13:52
A butterfly flew over two catterpillars.
One said to the other "You'll never get me up in one of those things".
RE: Jokes - TheWatcher - 20-11-2010 21:40
Heard this on the tv last night
Some people think that onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry
(Press button for punch line)
They are the ones who have never been hit in the face with a fucking turnip.
RE: Jokes - Regenerated - 20-11-2010 22:58
An elderly man was driving on the motorway when his mobile phone rang. It was his wife. "Arnold" she said, "I just heard on the news there's a car driving the wrong way down the motorway, please be careful."
"Hell!" exclaimed Arnold, "Its not just one car, its hundreds of them!"
RE: Jokes - Jam Da Man - 21-11-2010 10:09
Bloke drags a huge box to the Antiques Roadshow.
"Where did you get this from?" asks the expert.
"It's been in my loft for 40 years," the man replies "I think it's an heirloom"
"Do you have insurance?" the expert asks him.
"No should I?"
"Yeah," says the expert "It's your fucking water tank."
RE: Jokes - Regenerated - 21-11-2010 12:02
What food decreases a woman's sex drive by about 70%?
- Wedding Cake
RE: Jokes - ALI 35 - 21-11-2010 19:22
In a recent survey in a magazine, women were asked ! is your fanny still sensitive " 10 mins after sex ? 98% answered no!! He's asleep
RE: Jokes - Regenerated - 21-11-2010 20:09
A farmer and his wife are preparing their wedding anniversary dinner. The wife says "shall I go out and kill a chicken?" The husband replies "why blame a bird for something that happened 20 years ago?"
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