RE: Jokes - skyliner22 - 04-05-2011 07:34
BREAKING NEWS... sir elton john to sing sandal in the wind at bin laden funeral
RE: Jokes - skyliner22 - 11-05-2011 16:39
The government have hinted that there might be another bank holiday for the death of Bin Laden........
so, all together now........
Were all goin on Osama Holiday!
RE: Jokes - skyliner22 - 11-05-2011 16:39
Scottish bloke in a bar in Canada, after a few whiskys he notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.He asks the barman "What the fuck is that?" The barman says "It's a moose." The Scottish bloke says,"Fuck me how big are the cats?"
RE: Jokes - skyliner22 - 11-05-2011 16:41
A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his willy. His doctor tells him to ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of cold milk. Later, his blonde girlfriend comes home and finds him with his willy in a saucer of cold milk. Good heavens, she remarks. I always wondered how you re-loaded those things
RE: Jokes - dirtyharry1962 - 12-05-2011 20:20
Prince William has officially confirmed that Kate's ring is indeed very tight.
RE: Jokes - skyliner22 - 13-05-2011 08:59
are you insured for sex? make sure you have the correct insurance for the sex you are having please find a list of insurer's below catering for most taste.. sex with your wife- legal & general. sex on the phone- directline . sex with your partner-standard life. sex with someone different- go compare. sex with a posh bird-privileged. sex with a transvestite-confused.com.
RE: Jokes - TammysNo1Fan - 16-05-2011 18:08
Scientists are apparently trying to find Viagra for women,
What a waste of time,
It's been around for years.......Its called MONEY
RE: Jokes - I-Love-U-Fernanda - 21-05-2011 03:38
A farmer gets a phone call from his son "I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive".
"Shoot it" says the farmer, "and then bury it".
About 20mins later he gets another call, "done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike".
RE: Jokes - I-Love-U-Fernanda - 21-05-2011 03:40
My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles and my cock out, that I realised she only wanted to rent her spare room out
RE: Jokes - skyliner22 - 21-05-2011 10:38
I sent my blind mate a cheese grater 4 his birthday . He rang 2 thank me and said it was the most violent book he'd ever read in his life .
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