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RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes - Black Harry J - 02-10-2011 20:30
From the Simpsons House of Horror;
Bart and Lisa: "Dad, Dad something horrible's happened...."
Homer: "Did you wreck the car?"
Bart/Lisa: "No...."
Homer: "Well, did you raise the dead?"
Bart / Lisa: "YES"
Homer: "But the car's okay?"
RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes - rickhardo - 03-10-2011 18:24
From South Park
Cartman: "Mom! The cat's being a dildo."
Mrs Cartman: "Well I know one kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight."
RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes - iamthatjack - 03-10-2011 19:31
South Park:
Eric Cartman: Alright, look. I didn't want to have to say this, but I think maybe we're not seeing Heaven because *one* of us doesn't believe in it enough.
Kyle Broflovski: Huh?
Eric Cartman: Heaven could be like the Pixie-Faries of Bubble-Yum Forest: you only see them if you really believe in them.
Stan Marsh: What?
Eric Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing Heaven because one of us is a J-O-O...?
Kyle Broflovski: What does me being a Jew have to do with anything?
Eric Cartman: Because Jews don't believe in Heaven!
Kyle Broflovski: Yes, we do! Just not the Christian Heaven.
Eric Cartman: Right; your idea of Heaven is getting five dollars off your matzoh ball soup at Barney's Beanery by lying about a hair in it.
Kyle Broflovski: YAAAAAAH! [Punches Cartman]
RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes - tsurugi - 03-10-2011 19:40
From Curb Your Enthusiasm
Larry David: Scum-sucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma! Cock!
Michael York: Bum! Fuck, turd, fart... cunt, piss, shit, bugger and balls!
Restaurant Manager: Dammit... hell... crap... ssssssshit!
Cheryl: Ya goddamn motherfuckin' bitch!
Susie Greene: Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes - rickhardo - 03-10-2011 19:42
From Airplane
Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 18:00 hours. We're coming in from the North, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that - it's classified.
And
Young boy with tray: Excuse me I happened to be passing and I thought you might like some coffee.
Young girl: Oh that's very nice of you, thank you. Won't you sit down?
Young boy: Cream?
Young girl: No thank you, I take it black. Like my men.
RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes - Pyro - 03-10-2011 20:02
Dirty Harry
Harry: Uh-huh. I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots, or only five?!
Well, to tell the truth, in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But this being a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and could blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky"? Well, do you punk?
Harry cautiously picks up the baddy's dropped shotgun; turns and walks away.
Hoodlum: Hey!!! I got to Know!!!
Harry ambles back, raises the .44 and aims right at the shit-scared Hoodlum's face.
Harry fires; nothing.
Hoodlum: Son-of-a-bitch!
RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes - tsurugi - 03-10-2011 21:28
From one of my fav movies Bubba Ho-Tep
Elvis: Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
JFK: Hey, you're copying my best lines!
Elvis: Then let me paraphrase one of my own. Let's take care of business.
JFK: Just what are you getting at, Elvis?
Elvis: I think you know what I'm gettin' at Mr. President. We're gonna kill us a mummy.
Elvis: You fuck off ya patronizin bitch! I'm sick'a yer shit! I'll lube my own crankshaft from now on. You treat me like a baby again I'll wrap this goddamn walker right around yer head!
Elvis: No offense, Jack, but President Kennedy was a white man.
JFK: They dyed me this color! That's how clever they are!
RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes - i'llbeback123 - 04-10-2011 04:19
From American dad- Pulling Double Booty
Bill (Stan Double):"Look at Hailey, Stan she the greatest, real pretty too"
Stan: "Aah she alright, you want to see something really hot (points to Francine in a bikini) check out her momma now that a woman! (to Bill) Bill you ever pull it in the great big blue?
(Off Bill's expression) "Hey don't judge, wipe that look off my face!"
RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes - i'llbeback123 - 04-10-2011 04:31
Kindergarden Cop - early Arnie movie
Kimble just sucker-punch one dude, then head butt the other.
Black Dude near car: Damn:
John Kimble: (turn round) "Oh, Excuse me, allow me to introduce myself (pull shot-gun out of long coat) My name is John Kimble (Cocks shot-gun) and i love ma car!!
Scare Black dude: "Yo, man i just keep an i on it for you alright"
RE: Favourite TV & Film Quotes - SYBORG666 - 04-10-2011 06:31
From The Lost Boys
"Now you know what we are,
Now you know what you are.
You'll never grow old Michael and you'll never die, but you must feed."