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RE: Funny News Stories - circles_o_o_o - 07-08-2017 19:14
Man banned from Lidl ‘after assaulting staff’ who said he couldn’t bring pet sheep inside
http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/23/man-banned-from-lidl-after-assaulting-staff-who-said-he-couldnt-bring-pet-sheep-inside-6800559/
Quote:‘I got a bit argumentative because although the sign on the door said no dogs, there was nothing about bringing sheep in.
RE: Funny News Stories - Jam Da Man - 18-08-2017 16:14
'Lost' false teeth found taped to tree in Skegness - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-40974609
RE: Funny News Stories - HannahsPet - 20-08-2017 00:03
Jeremy Hunt going after Stephen hawking
have to say cunt has some balls Hawking sorted out Blackholes now to sort out an asshole
RE: Funny News Stories - terence - 13-09-2017 11:58
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/09/12/politics/ted-cruz-twitter/index.html
![[Image: DJf_OxPUQAAXW0I.jpg:large]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJf_OxPUQAAXW0I.jpg:large)
so the good senator for texas did what any self respecting neo-con would do and blamed a 'staff member' on the 'mistake'. he went on to say they're dealing with it in house, which as we all know is code for 'shit, i was caught with my pants down and need a junior member of staff to take the blame'.
as any good porn site admin would do, they capitalised on the situation in a humorous and opportunistic way. they won the internet today! lol.
(also notice in their glee an excitement to take advantage, they wrote 'the' instead of 'that'! lol.)
![[Image: DJgMLL-UQAAv9Ov.jpg:large]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJgMLL-UQAAv9Ov.jpg:large)
RE: Funny News Stories - HannahsPet - 13-09-2017 12:09
reminds me of the whole babestation Obama thing lol
RE: Funny News Stories - terence - 14-09-2017 13:18
i have to admit, i lolled at this. alot.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/pug-nazi-salute-video-youtube-jewish-community-mark-meecham-buddha-gas-holocaust-sieg-heil-ephraim-a7943241.html
so i guess freedom of speech and expression's dead!
RE: Funny News Stories - The Silent Majority - 14-09-2017 14:08
Yeah well, he could just as easily have used the phrase "Invade Poland" or something, and it might have been funny
RE: Funny News Stories - terence - 14-09-2017 14:41
i'm sure it was the phonetic ssss sound in 'gas the jews' that the dog reacts too. unfortunately 'invade Poland' doesn't have the same ring to it.
RE: Funny News Stories - The Silent Majority - 20-09-2017 13:36
Ah well, that makes it ok then
RE: Funny News Stories - terence - 20-09-2017 13:38
freedom of speech dude, you can't have it both ways.