RE: Jokes - terence - 22-07-2011 22:56
(22-07-2011 22:34 )I-Love-U-Fernanda Wrote: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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because he knows what will happen to him if he steals chuck norris's look!!
RE: Jokes - I-Love-U-Fernanda - 22-07-2011 22:56
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 22-07-2011 23:01
I WON THE EUROMILLIONS LOTTERY!!!!
(read the name of this thread, gullible lol)
RE: Jokes - I-Love-U-Fernanda - 22-07-2011 23:06
Who was the first person to eat the round thing that comes out of a chickens arse?
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 22-07-2011 23:45
I love countdown - it's such a mental challenge. Trying to crack one off to Rachel Riley before the 30 seconds is up isn't easy under pressure.
RE: Jokes - Stillroom Rock - 23-07-2011 02:58
Hear about the man who got a Viagra tablet stuck in his throat ? He had a stiff neck for 3 days
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 23-07-2011 09:05
(22-07-2011 23:45 )Cheesy Grin Wrote: I love countdown - it's such a mental challenge. Trying to crack one off to Rachel Riley before the 30 seconds is up isn't easy under pressure.
two words.... sky.... plus lol
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 23-07-2011 10:20
The show Loose Woman is such a false advertisement. Those woman haven't seen a cock in years.
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 23-07-2011 19:58
I wanted to play an ironic joke on a mate, so I tea-bagged his coffee.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 24-07-2011 00:43
Cash4Gold are just rubbish! I sent my Spandau Ballet 12in vinyl and they didn't give me a penny for it.
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