RE: Jokes - Stillroom Rock - 24-07-2011 03:52
My Passport application asked if I have a criminal record I said James Blunt's greatest hits
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 24-07-2011 10:00
i was told i needed a passport to leave the country, i wanted to know what branch i was on lol
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RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 24-07-2011 10:38
At first, I didn't believe my father stole from his job as a lollipop man, but the signs were there.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 24-07-2011 13:32
i sent someone a text. they replied, "srry wat did u say"
(that's actually two jokes in one because i don't have a phone)
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 24-07-2011 16:28
My wife was found guilty of manslaughter today. The judge sentenced her to seven years. I begged him to reconsider but he told me he couldn't extend it.
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 24-07-2011 20:42
2 men standing at a bar of a Country Club.One says to the other "I'm a country member" Other says "I remember"
RE: Jokes - Stillroom Rock - 24-07-2011 20:57
I do know Jack Shit and he's a very nice man
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 24-07-2011 21:33
A man walks over to a women in a bar & asks "What's your name" The women replies "Carmen,because I like cars & men,what's yours" "Beercunt" he replies.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 24-07-2011 23:21
I met this girl at a club last night, She said she was game - so I shot her.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 25-07-2011 22:57
Apparently, every ten seconds there's a woman giving birth.... surely she must be found and stopped.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
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