RE: Jokes - Stillroom Rock - 03-08-2011 21:28
Dyslexics of the world untie
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 04-08-2011 11:35
I was in a club the other day and saw this fat bird at the bar. I asked her if she fancied a dance "that would be nice" She replied. so I said "Well off you go then, then me and my mates can get to the bar."
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 05-08-2011 15:23
Two pals who had a double wedding ten years ago were talking in the pub. One said:"Why is it that we both got married on the same day ten years ago and I have eight kids and you have none?" His friend said:"It's simple - I always use the safe period." The first man said:"When's that?" His pal replied:"When you're on nights."
RE: Jokes - SYBORG666 - 06-08-2011 18:45
"Do you use a dictafone?".
"No, I use my finger like everyone else?"
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 06-08-2011 21:06
Watched a film called Anal Lesbians,very disappointing.They spent the entire film going through the fridge & labelling everything.
RE: Jokes - Stillroom Rock - 06-08-2011 21:22
Exit signs are on the way out
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 06-08-2011 23:23
Trust is the most important part of a relationship. You must be 100% sure she won't tell your wife.
I have a confession to make. I farted in a crowded lift yesterday. It was wrong on so many levels.
RE: Jokes - Stillroom Rock - 07-08-2011 02:58
I went to the Doctor and said "I cant pronounce my Fs Ts and Hs" he said " Well you cant say fairer than that then"
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 07-08-2011 11:44
A G N B ... That's bang out of order.
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 07-08-2011 15:52
A PLANE crashed through my bedroom window last week. The insurance company won't pay up. They say it was my fault for leaving my landing light on.
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