RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 09-08-2011 22:22
I've been to a lot of places, but I've never been to Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito either. I hear no-one recognises you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an Airport, you have to be driven there..... I've made several trips.
RE: Jokes - iamthatjack - 10-08-2011 00:06
What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker...courtesy of Vicky Vette!
How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? If the girl has to chew before she swallows.
RE: Jokes - Stillroom Rock - 10-08-2011 00:14
Not really a joke as such but something I heard on TV tonight
"The winner of this years Mr World had to beat off 76 other contestant's to win the title"
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 10-08-2011 21:07
Confucius says "Man who walks through door sideways with an erection is always going to Bangkok"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 10-08-2011 21:54
I was in HMV earlier and as I was walking around everyone was calling me a wanker. By the time I had got to the till to pay for my Justin Bieber DVD, T-shirt and CD I still didn't know what I'd done.
What's shiny and feels left out when there's porn on the TV? Abu Hamza's right hook.
RE: Jokes - terence - 11-08-2011 09:05
the police just arrested a chav in manchester city centre riding a moped with a 50 inch telly on the front.
when questioned the guy tried to claim it was his sat nav!!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 11-08-2011 09:30
I've just been given two weeks to live. The wife's gone away for a fortnight.
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 11-08-2011 09:54
Do women shake the petrol pump when filling the car up,or is it just a man thing.
RE: Jokes - robert.f4 - 11-08-2011 19:08
Why do only ten per cent of women go to heaven? -Because if they all went it would be hell.
What's the difference between pussy and apple pie? - You can eat your mum's apple pie.
What's the difference between purple and pink? - The grip.
What's 12 inches long and dangles in front of an arse hole? - David Camerons tie.
How can you tell if your wife is dead? - The sex is the same,but the dishes are piling up.
Two blokes are in the pub,one says to the other,"your round" the other replies So are you,you fat bastard"
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 11-08-2011 19:33
I suggested to my wife that she should try masturbating with fruit...she went fucking bananas.
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