RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 14-08-2011 10:09
I work for a skip hire company. The money is rubbish, but the tips are good.
RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 14-08-2011 10:11
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way.... So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 14-08-2011 10:12
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 14-08-2011 10:17
Holographic drums,you can't beat em
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 14-08-2011 12:46
if you can't beat 'em.... what's the point in having kids?
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 14-08-2011 13:02
Confucius say,man who learn to masturbate,come in handy.
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 14-08-2011 14:12
Confucious say, "passionate kiss like spider's web"......both lead to flies undoing!
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 14-08-2011 14:16
The undertaker sent a telegram to the bereaved man, telling him his mother-in-law had died and asking whether he wanted her embalmed, cremated, or buried. Back came the reply: ‘Take no chances - all three’!
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 14-08-2011 14:17
It was a terrible winter — three months of unbroken blizzards.
McTavish hadn’t been seen in the village for weeks, so a Red Cross rescue team struggled to his remote croft at the head of the glen. It was completely buried — only the chimney was showing.
‘McTavish,’ they shouted down the chimney. ‘Are you there?’
‘Wha’s that?’ came the answer.
‘It’s the Red Cross,’ they called.
‘Go away,’ shouted McTavish. ‘I bought a flag last year!’
RE: Jokes - Stillroom Rock - 14-08-2011 17:33
I went to the Doctor and said this dog took a chunk out of my leg,
the Doctor asked did I put anything on it,
I said no he seemed happy enough the way it was
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