RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 05-09-2011 20:45
(05-09-2011 20:41 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: Science shows that owls have the sharpest hearing on the planet.They clearly have never tested a man watching porn whilst his wife is asleep.
That really tickled me
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 05-09-2011 21:09
(05-09-2011 20:45 )Money_Shot Wrote: :
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
Yes, and Sir Lancelot had five hundred pairs of glasses.......because the knight has a thousand eyes!!
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 05-09-2011 23:18
The wife is going to a fancy dress party tonight, dressed as a Rastafarian. She wants me to do her hair - I'm dreading it!
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 05-09-2011 23:35
why is it called a funfair? the games are clearly fixed so i don't win anything and that makes me hate it, i'd much rather go to a hatecheat, at least it'll be honest... about it's dishonesty
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 06-09-2011 00:02
i thought i'd try some observatonal comedy, it seems simple enough, you just say what you notice...
a cat.... the tv.... a fiver... my feet... a tree, a tree... a tree... grass... a dvd... a tenner... another dvd... another dvd.... my reflection in the mirror... i don't think i'm doing it right... i'll try again... ooh, look at that! oh, if only you could see what i'm seeing... or observing, you'd laugh
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 06-09-2011 00:10
9/11 reminds me of the time that american building gave birth to those twins
RE: Jokes - Robot Devil - 06-09-2011 00:11
Do forgive the nature of this joke; For the opinions expressed are not my own; but simply a means to make light of a sinister act.
'What is the really bad thing about paedophilia ? No tit wanks.'
Please don't chase me down with pitch forks. It is in no way an endorsement of child molestation in any way.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 06-09-2011 00:23
how long is it gonna be until york in america isn't 'new' anymore?
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 06-09-2011 00:26
what kind of saying is "plane sailing"? correct me if i'm wrong, that's a plane crash over the sea
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 06-09-2011 00:31
i used to get told off for playing with a dolly... i bloody cloned the bloody sheep, i'll do what i want with it!
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