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RE: Elle - Girl on The Den - Forum Style - 12-08-2009 01:16 You know what rickhardo ... kill Chester. Judgemental little sod never appreciated all the effort I put in to keep him entertained (you should have seen his sulky face on 'role-playing Wednesdays' just because I wanted to be Richard Gere again). Now that we're okay again Elle (???) let us know when you're on next and I'll be sure to watch the whole show (well, unless Amber is on the other side ... she's hot). Too soon to joke about it? Fair enough. RE: Elle - Girl on The Den - rickhardo - 12-08-2009 08:31 I never realised you could get so much meat off a hamster. RE: Elle - Girl on The Den - Forum Style - 12-08-2009 10:35 (12-08-2009 08:31 )rickhardo Wrote: I never realised you could get so much meat off a hamster. It's true, one of the best things about Chester was that he owned and managed his own butcher's shop. I miss his meaty shanks. Elle, I can sense from your silence that I've still not reached a satisfactory level of atonement for you. So, if you'd like, I can come round to your place and do some odd jobs for you (sort of like one of those community service orders ... whatever they are?!). Here's a rough outline of my services... 1. I could trim your bush for you while you watch... 2. We could both use a hoe and then clear away anything that was dead... 3. I could put up a small erection in your front garden... 4. And finally I'd sprinkle some seed over your bed. And, as a special treat, I could do things to your back passage that would leave you gobsmacked. All better now? Thought so. RE: Elle - Girl on The Den - ElleBabe - 12-08-2009 18:51 Ok deal... I need some drilling done too then we are quits ok? Il be on Sat morning xxxx RE: Elle - Girl on The Den - Forum Style - 12-08-2009 22:20 (12-08-2009 18:51 )ElleBabe Wrote: Ok deal... I need some drilling done too then we are quits ok? That works for me Elle. Although, my drill-bit is pretty worn out at the moment (I hold you and your cleavage entirely responsible for that eventuality). But if the job you need doing is, for example, to hang a picture for you ... I could rummage around in your toolbox and then find something to nail you good and hard. (Actually, can we drop the DIY innuendos now? Getting silly.) Oh, and don't worry about Amber, she can't hold a candle to you (oh great, now I've got the mental image of Amber 'holding a candle' to Elle ... the soft glow of the flickering flame illuminating their bodies ... the rivulets of hot wax cascading down their... erm ... christ, I'd better go. See ya Saturday. RE: Elle - Girl on The Den - Forum Style - 13-08-2009 01:51 If anyone detects that my usual swagger is a bit less 'swaggery' in this post, you'd be right. Why? Because I just sent Elle a photo of me and I'm having one of those 'what have I done?' moments. Oh well, done now. If you think you can hear the sound of a redhead vomitting ... you probably can. If anyone wants me, I'll be hiding under my desk. RE: Elle - Girl on The Den - Forum Style - 15-08-2009 04:41 For those of you wondering what Elle thought of my photo, I did receive a PM from her (at least I think it was for me ... it was addressed to Uggo McCrap-face). After that, it simply degenerated into swearing and threats of sexual violence. All in all ... not a bad response! Well, Elle is on my tv (not literally) so I'm off to enjoy the show. Man, just think if Elle ever "did a Kirsten" and did the show drunk. How would that look? Erm, something like this probably ... You can almost smell the 80% proof tears from here. RE: Elle - Girl on The Den - Colbert Rules - 15-08-2009 04:55 Great caps there mate...she's hammered! RE: Elle - Girl on The Den - thinwhiteduke - 15-08-2009 08:26 Elle you're looking sexy as ever this morning. Are you on this channel permanent now ? RE: Elle - Girl on The Den - ElleBabe - 15-08-2009 14:40 (15-08-2009 08:26 )thinwhiteduke Wrote: Elle you're looking sexy as ever this morning. Hopefully yes xxxxx On again next Friday and Sunday xxxxxx |