RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 01-10-2011 17:26
my girlfriend says she's got a weight problem.... i call it gravity
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 01-10-2011 17:29
i had a joke about amnesia, but, erm... i seem to... er...
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 01-10-2011 17:32
did you hear about the stupid woodworm? he was found in a brick
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-10-2011 17:51
To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL. So the brunette gets to the 56th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell. Then red-head gets to the 97th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell. Then the blonde gets into heaven and bursts out laughing then god asked her "why are you laughing?" the blonde replied "I just got the first one!"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-10-2011 17:54
(01-10-2011 17:29 )whoopah Wrote: i had a joke about amnesia, but, erm... i seem to... er...
RE: Jokes - Chimpy - 01-10-2011 18:25
Whoopah, just look into the light and that awful joke book you memorized will be gone forever...hallelujah! praise be to jeebus 
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 01-10-2011 18:45
i forgot about a joke about... erm...
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 01-10-2011 19:01
A blond woman buys a bath, the next day she returns to the shop claiming it's broken and leaking water, she says every time i fill it up it just empties. The shop keeper replies have you put the plug in it, she replies "I never knew it was electrical"
RE: Jokes - Cheesy Grin - 01-10-2011 19:02
You guys crack me up.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 01-10-2011 19:09
A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at the supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the shelf stacker, "Do these chickens get any bigger?" He replied, "No, they're dead."
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