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RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - M-L-L - 08-12-2019 17:04
...... when you can no longer get excited by a naked female unless she has a bit of pink plastic poking out of one of her orifices and you've had to pay for the privilege of buzzing it.
(I can see younger generations being scarred for life. When they get a girl into bed, they'll be asking in consternation "...but..but...where's your vibratoy?")
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - Kingsmind - 08-12-2019 17:09
Your dick hurts to much.
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - M-L-L - 14-12-2019 00:42
^ Well, if you will insist on trying to force one out despite the dismal shows these days, you've only yourself to blame
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - AndyJames - 05-04-2020 06:34
You watch the teaser vids between shows and namecheck each babe as they appear.
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - AndyJames - 06-04-2020 16:16
You can see a babe is having a conversation with another babe across the studio, and you search the channel to see who she is talking to.
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - M-L-L - 09-04-2020 00:18
Your social-distancing female neighbour from a flat up the stairwell starts to do her gym exercises in the shared garden right outside your window and:
-fails to dress sexily
-fails to even begin to strip off said unsexy sportswear
-fails even more to start applying oil or lotion to herself
-fails even more to invite one of her female acquaintances to join her in her workout session (well it is currently illegal m'lud).
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - Cheesy Grin - 09-04-2020 00:21
Your right arm looks bigger than the left
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - Tumble_Drier - 09-04-2020 01:40
Your vision has reduced in quality to 480p.
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - Snooks - 09-04-2020 07:32
Your phone looks bigger than either of your arms
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - Joannis - 09-04-2020 12:44
You get the feeling that there's no meaning to life beyond watching your favourite babeshow babes shaking their arse.