RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 28-10-2011 12:58
What do we want ? A cure for obesity ! When do we want it ? After dinner !
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 28-10-2011 22:36
A couple of my elder daughter's friends have come round for a sleepover tonight.
Well, mrs w and her are away and I was at a loose end.........
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 29-10-2011 10:07
It's sad that Wile E Coyote is remembered for his violence & not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 29-10-2011 17:34
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes!!
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 30-10-2011 13:33
In the news: "Kids as young as 10 drinking the equivalent of 19 glasses of wine"
Disgusting!!! When I was that age all I could afford was "White Lightning"
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 30-10-2011 20:34
Phychology...even the spelling fucks with your head.
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 31-10-2011 10:28
I love Hallowe'en. This year I might finally use up my supply of laxative chocolates I got from the doctor.
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 31-10-2011 10:48
My mate told me that he's been shagging these twins who both like it up the arse.
"How do you tell the difference?" I asked.
"Easy." he said, "Sally's got big tits and Derek's got a moustache."
RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 31-10-2011 17:29
One of my colleagues caught me crying at work.
"What's wrong mate?" he said
"There was a fire at my wife's workplace" I wept, "And everyone in the building died."
He said, "Isn't your wife away on a business trip?"
"Exactly."
RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 31-10-2011 17:31
Beware of Alphabet Grenades. if you throw them, it could spell disaster
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