RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 03-11-2011 16:03
I was going to donate some money to a Donkey Sanctuary,but decided I couldn't be assed.
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 04-11-2011 16:45
Feeling horny, I phoned mrs w for some red hot phone sex.
"Tell me you are wearing no knickers" I said.
"Actually, I'm not." she replied.
"OOOOOOOhhhhhhh, you mucky little minx, what are you doing?" I asked provocatively.
"Having a shit." wasn't really the answer I was looking for.
RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 04-11-2011 16:57
I've reset my controller configuration for Michael Owen on FIFA 12:
A: Injure hamstring.
B: Injure hamstring.
X: Gaze at pitch from bench.
Y: Injure hamstring.
RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 04-11-2011 16:57
My next door neighbour has a green triangular house.
My other next door neighbour has a yellow rectangular house.
And my neighbour across the road has an orange octagonal house...
I live in a Quality Street.
RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 04-11-2011 17:12
A female colleague told me of the plans for a musical based on The Monkees.
At first I didn't believe her, but then I saw her face.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 04-11-2011 19:46
(04-11-2011 16:57 )Money_Shot Wrote: My next door neighbour has a green triangular house.
My other next door neighbour has a yellow rectangular house.
And my neighbour across the road has an orange octagonal house...
I live in a Quality Street.
i went to mars via a milky way in a galaxy... there were celebrations
RE: Jokes - Webs - 04-11-2011 19:48
Michael Jackson dies just before his tour.. Amy Winehouse dies just before her tour... Who else is looking forward to the Justin Bieber tour.....?
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 04-11-2011 22:36
(04-11-2011 19:48 )Webs Wrote: Michael Jackson dies just before his tour.. Amy Winehouse dies just before her tour... Who else is looking forward to the Justin Bieber tour.....?
no, what about the x factor tour?
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 04-11-2011 23:30
I was watching some hot porn last night.
It was the best I've ever seen, however, I didn't catch the end as I fell out of the neighbours' tree.
RE: Jokes - MikeGee - 05-11-2011 15:03
A report out today says 40% of men over 40 suffer from erection problems!
Looking at 40% of women over 40, it's not fucking difficult too see why
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