RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 17-11-2011 13:56
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with The Beach Boys.
Wouldn't it be nice?
RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 17-11-2011 13:56
Why not try a Lloyd Grossman curry tonight? not only will you be able to look through the keyhole.....you`ll be able to fucking shit through it aswell!
RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 17-11-2011 13:57
I changed my gas supplier today.
From Heinz to Branston.
RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 17-11-2011 13:57
My wife accused me of being a sexist and sleeping with her best friend. I denied being a sexist, but admitted to sleeping with the vacuum cleaner.
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 17-11-2011 15:20
An infectious disease walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve infectious diseases here." And the infectious disease says, "Well you're not a very good host."
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 17-11-2011 15:30
A superconductor walks into a bar. The barman says "we don't serve superconductors here."
The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 17-11-2011 19:22
why is the upper leg larger than the lower leg?
because the THIGHS difference (size? get it? no?... hmm)
RE: Jokes - Newport Bob - 17-11-2011 22:35
Things you don't want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"
Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 18-11-2011 19:21
On tonights I'm a Celebrity a kangeroo faces a tough bush tucker trial when it has to eat one of Fatima Witbread's testicles.
RE: Jokes - Stillroom Rock - 19-11-2011 13:56
REMEMBER
When you are in bed with a blind girl and she says "Ive never had my hands on a cock as big as yours" shes probably pulling your leg
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