RE: Jokes - Snooks - 28-11-2011 17:29
What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal.
RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 28-11-2011 18:33
in the sleepy village of erbum near the town of tillet in hertfordshire lives a woman named linda lykes she is the landlady of the local pub the cockwell inn for some reason she gets embarrassed when she rsceives her post linda lykes the cockwell inn erbum tillet herts
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 28-11-2011 18:45
Grab your taco,you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 28-11-2011 19:56
(28-11-2011 18:45 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: Grab your taco,you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
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RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 29-11-2011 17:51
Give a man a gun & he can rob a bank.Give a man a bank & he can rob the world.
RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 29-11-2011 18:32
women should be like golf caddies either holding your balls or getting your fucking tea ready
RE: Jokes - wodenssun - 29-11-2011 19:10
What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 29-11-2011 20:36
A dog, a cat and a penis are having a whinge to each other. The dog says "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrant". The cat replies "Count yourself lucky, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter". Furious, the penis says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do pushups until you throw up"
RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 29-11-2011 22:59
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RE: Jokes - wodenssun - 29-11-2011 23:03
Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove!
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