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RE: Have You Ever Been to a Porn Cinema? - Anadin - 26-12-2008 07:08
tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:I'm uncomfortable having a wank in the same house as someone else, I think a whole bunch of strangers choking the chicken in one room would freak me out no end.
Yeah I absolutely agree with you that.
jordo Wrote:Never have, would defo consider it though.Yeah that's an insane reaction. So someone is generous enough to offer you a handjob and instead of politely turning them down you decide to break their nose.
I'm up for anything, but if someone offered me a hand theres a good chance he would get a broken nose
RE: Have You Ever Been to a Porn Cinema? - phallusfungus - 02-01-2009 23:13
I had a look inside a place in Geneva, Switzerland. Videos, porn mags, sex toys, etc upstairs. I had a peek downstairs where it had private cubicles where you could choose from about 100 movies to watch if you stuck in a few coins or Swiss franc notes. Boxes of tissues provided. LOL. Didn't avail myself of the services when I noticed cum all over the floors in a couple of the booths.
RE: Have You Ever Been to a Porn Cinema? - Mister Gummidge - 02-01-2009 23:23
Think yourself lucky phallusfungus (great name, BTW), during a brief stint living rough in Edinburgh during my teens, in order to raise money quickly for the deposit on a bedsit I did the cleaning in the booths for an unlicensed peep show. The descending shutters were on the punter's side of the plexi-glass. As the shutters came down it would spread the, uhm... man juice all over the window. I had five minutes to get rid of it before the next guy went in. I eventually quit after three days, when when some of it fell off the ceiling and landed in my hair! Funny isn't it, you'd think an officially sanctioned one would have stricter cleaning than an illegal back alley place.
RE: Have You Ever Been to a Porn Cinema? - phallusfungus - 03-01-2009 00:09
tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:Think yourself lucky phallusfungus (great name, BTW), during a brief stint living rough in Edinburgh during my teens, in order to raise money quickly for the deposit on a bedsit I did the cleaning in the booths for an unlicensed peep show. The descending shutters were on the punter's side of the plexi-glass. As the shutters came down it would spread the, uhm... man juice all over the window. I had five minutes to get rid of it before the next guy went in. I eventually quit after three days, when when some of it fell off the ceiling and landed in my hair! Funny isn't it, you'd think an officially sanctioned one would have stricter cleaning than an illegal back alley place.
Great anectode gummidge. Must have been some impressive shot to hit the ceiling. Beats my best effort of squirting into my own mouth.
Thanks for the compliment on my username. Hope you like the avatar too.
RE: Have You Ever Been to a Porn Cinema? - Mister Gummidge - 03-01-2009 00:23
No doubt he got it on his hand and just flung it there for the sake of being a twat. You wouldn't think it to look at him, very respectable looking, middle aged business man type.
Never hit myself in the mouth (just the thought of it going there, ugh!) Rather than going off like a money shot on an american porn film, to quote Tommy Tiernan "it's like a one-eyed mouse... weeping". The worst that happens to me is that some creeps into my belly button and once I think everything's cleaned up and put my t-shirt down it seeps out, leaving a cold clammy patch on my on my belly
I must say though, you're own mouth... top marks for distance and exit velocity, we should hook you up to the national grid
RE: Have You Ever Been to a Porn Cinema? - phallusfungus - 03-01-2009 00:39
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No doubt he got it on his hand and just flung it there for the sake of being a twit. You wouldn't think it to look at him, very respectable looking, middle aged business man type.
Ah well, you get all sorts in these places. I guess his missus didn't supply him with the kinkier action in the marital bed.
RE: Have You Ever Been to a Porn Cinema? - phallusfungus - 03-01-2009 00:50
CherryRyder...Returns Wrote:biker200 Wrote:cherry good to have your royal hornyness back but oh my god, sitting on a semen covered cinema chair with a load of guys probably watching is really not my bag.Now gloryholes(as long as its a woman on the other side) well thats a different matter
hey mate...gloryholes..im intrigued...tell me more..
is that when a guy puts his dick through a hole and a bird pleasures it on the otherside?
I was told a great story about 20 years back about a big Samoan guy in Auckland, New Zealand. He needed to drop a log so he entered some public conveniences in a park which was well known as a poofters haunt.
He positioned himself over the porcelain and realising it was going to be a long slow dump, lit up a big fat cigar. Whilst he was muddying the waters below, he heard a noise in the cubicle next-door. Looking to the side he noticed the head of a penis poking through a hole in the wall of his cubicle.
Not wishing to give the homo any pleasure he took a wad of bog paper in his palm and held the guy's dick. Then he took his cigar and stubbed it on the guy's wizzer. The homo's screams of agony alerted the local constabulary who arrived on the scene and took the Samoan away to the cells.
When they came to release him in the morning, they saw that he had scrubbed one of the walls clean of graffiti and written one remark in the middle - Tally: one queer cured.
RE: Have You Ever Been to a Porn Cinema? - Mister Gummidge - 03-01-2009 01:01
phallusfungus @36
On the bright side, he thought he was going at it privately. WRONG! Everyone just assumes that the window is in fact a two-way mirror, cause it's what they see in films. The guys who owned the place knew this, so to save money they just put in ordinary plexiglass and told the girls working there not to make eye contact. There were little pieces of duct tape on the girls side of the booth, one on each end of the window, just out of sight of the punters so's the girls had a focus point that wasn't looking directly at the booth.
RE: Have You Ever Been to a Porn Cinema? - phallusfungus - 03-01-2009 01:14
tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:phallusfungus @36
On the bright side, he thought he was going at it privately. WRONG! Everyone just assumes that the window is in fact a two-way mirror, cause it's what they see in films. The guys who owned the place knew this, so to save money they just put in ordinary plexiglass and told the girls working there not to make eye contact. There were little pieces of duct tape on the girls side of the booth, one on each end of the window, just out of sight of the punters so's the girls had a focus point that wasn't looking directly at the booth.
I went into one of those peep show places in Geneva a couple of times back in 2002. A few months later it had been closed down and replaced by a knocking shop. Here's a photo I took of the outside last year. BTW, I didn't go looking for any dead girls!
RE: Have You Ever Been to a Porn Cinema? - Gregsta01 - 03-01-2009 01:17
Porn cinema. I honestly didn't even know such places existed! And by the sound ov it theres no way id go there! Sounds horrible to me. I wana watch porn alone thanks. And men giving each other hand jobs. No thanx, not for me personally. Fair do's to whoever likes that tho... I suppose the big screen wud b gd lol