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RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - iloveMegan - 21-09-2010 01:51
Phrase - "I've been away for a few days, so I'm dying to speak to you sexy boys again."
Translation - "I needed a few days off to mentally prepare myself for the bull**** I have to listen to."
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - tsurugi - 21-09-2010 03:18
Phrase: My last caller was such a stud, knew exactly how to get me going and had such stamina.
Translation: Why couldn't the pathetic waste of skin just hurry up and cum
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - Mister Gummidge - 21-09-2010 03:19
Phrase - "***** has a couple on the line!"
Translation - "Jimmy and Sara from the office are on two separate lines doing a conference call with the woman on-screen and having to bite their knuckles each time the other one talks in order to avoid ruining the illusion with gales of shrieking laughter"
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - Mister Gummidge - 21-09-2010 07:11
Phrase - "I'll make sure to do [that thing you requested by text] very soon, just as soon as I'm finished with this phone call."
Translation - "That was a waste of £1.50 wasn't it? No matter how many times you request it I WILL NEVER DO WHAT YOU ASKED ME TO!"
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Phrase - "I'm sorry, but the producer says we aren't allowed to do twirls."
Translation - "We're allowed to do twirls if we want to, I just can't be arsed moving."
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - simplymarko - 21-09-2010 17:11
phrase: guys i am feeling so horny tonight so call me
Translation: its a job. i better pretend im up for it but i wish you would realise im not gagging for it 24/7 when you hunt me down on twitter/facebook/myspace
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - tsurugi - 21-09-2010 17:20
Phrase: I really enjoyed reading all the naughty comments from my fans on my blog
Translation: I feel sorry for the poor sap that reads that pathetic stuff on my behalf
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - simplymarko - 21-09-2010 17:21
phrase: if you like (insert name) why not join her website/text picture clubs
translation: you seriously think you have a chance dont you? how much cash you gonna spend trying
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - rickhardo - 21-09-2010 17:23
Phrase - Just call that cheeky little number on your screen to get through to me.
Translation - Cheeky little number? What the hell am I talking about.
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - tsurugi - 21-09-2010 17:26
After reading a text from their number one fan.......
Phrase: Of course i have missed you baby
Translation: Who?
RE: Babe Show Lingo - What It Really Means - Light Entertainment - 21-09-2010 17:30
PHRASE:…....... “Hello boys, and girls.”
TRANSLATION:.. “Hello boys.”
PHRASE:…....... “Your last three picture messages have been the sexiest I’ve ever seen!”
TRANSLATION:.. “Can someone bring me the bucket please?”
PHRASE:…....... “Viewers; I want you on that phone!”
TRANSLATION:.. “I’m not under pressure – honest.”
PHRASE:........... “Viewers; get on that phone, right now!!”
TRANSLATION:.. “Blimey, if these targets get any higher we’ll be threatenin’ ‘em with castration!”
PHRASE:….........“Dial now, and your call WILL be next on my line!”
ADDENDUM:...... “Ignore this viewers – I’m talking to the producer.”
PHRASE:.......... “Ahh, oh God yeah, give it to me! Harder!... Harder!!!”
TRANSLATION:.. “I wonder if the off licence is still open?”