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RE: Is it weird to be completely silent during sex? - Captain Vimes - 26-03-2011 19:18
(26-03-2011 19:04 )wnakmandango Wrote: Of course I woudl happily get head of an average fatter chick with big tits, but she has to keep her pants on.
Comedy Gold. Who needs the telly.
RE: Is it weird to be completely silent during sex? - malicious fan - 26-03-2011 19:20
having read just a few of these posts i see that you dont wanna speak during sex or touch a fat or older womans vagina and theres a number of other things you have to live with. the things you have to live with in everyday life i cant help you with, but the other things well thats easy. first of all cut your tongue off, then only after you have done that, chop both your hands off, must be in that order cos you need your hands to cut your tongue off ok. actually thinking about it you will need help off some1 chopping your other hand off and im sure there will be a few willing participants and the next time you are with a fat or older woman and she's naked close your eyes, all sorted, good luck with that and i wont await your reply cos you will have no fingers to type with.
RE: Is it weird to be completely silent during sex? - wnakmandango - 26-03-2011 19:26
(26-03-2011 19:16 )Sooky™ Wrote: If you were any good, you wouldn't have to pay for it
*seriously - are you a virgin? #justasking
good?
I satisfy myself. Its not a sport. Liek I say I have no interest in the female? So, good, well its good for me if she is attractive and even beter if she lets me shoot my load in her face or mouth. Also, Im not that at all interested in sex unless the girl is a supermodel, so she better give good head.
I am athletic have a reasonably large penis.Very storng hard erections and large ejacualtions, thrust hard and strong...So I prob satsify or it seems from expereince can even cause pain to some females...however, it is not off my concern there feelings
I feel girls should pay me for sex...they wont meet such athletic guys with large penises in general. And with no emotions, such atheltism and large strong erection I can fuk them until they explode with multiple orgasms...really I should be doing porn
RE: Is it weird to be completely silent during sex? - SOCATOA - 26-03-2011 19:31
I used to think i had a good understanding of these issues through my work. Reading this thread makes me wonder. I once asked a psychiatrist i worked beside, as he had a really difficult job, had he ever been stumped? He replyed that he didnt play cricket
RE: Is it weird to be completely silent during sex? - Captain Vimes - 26-03-2011 19:32
(26-03-2011 19:26 )wnakmandango Wrote:(26-03-2011 19:16 )Sooky™ Wrote: If you were any good, you wouldn't have to pay for it
*seriously - are you a virgin? #justasking
good?
I satisfy myself. Its not a sport. Liek I say I have no interest in the female? So, good, well its good for me if she is attractive
I am ahtletic have a reasoably alrge penis.Very storng ahrd erections and large ejacualtions, thrust ahrd and strong...So I prob satsify or it seems cause pain to most females...however, it is not off my concern there feelings
I applaud your efforts. It's WUM'ming at it's best or just top trolling. Excellent I've enjoyed it.
RE: Is it weird to be completely silent during sex? - wnakmandango - 26-03-2011 19:34
What is WUM''ming?
RE: Is it weird to be completely silent during sex? - Sooky™ - 26-03-2011 19:39
![[Image: my-penis-is-hard.jpg?imageSize=Large&...Troll-Face]](http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4668893/my-penis-is-hard.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Troll-Face)
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*If not, then I feel sorry for the women that orbit your planet
RE: Is it weird to be completely silent during sex? - iloveMegan - 26-03-2011 19:43
(26-03-2011 19:04 )wnakmandango Wrote: Maybe only 10 girls here I would have sex with. I would let a few others give me head.
I'm sure the others will be devastated, you're quite the charmer
In all seriousness though, please keep posting as this is one of the funniest threads on the forum
RE: Is it weird to be completely silent during sex? - wnakmandango - 26-03-2011 19:46
(26-03-2011 19:43 )iloveMegan Wrote:(26-03-2011 19:04 )wnakmandango Wrote: Maybe only 10 girls here I would have sex with. I would let a few others give me head.
I'm sure the others will be devastated, you're quite the charmer
In all seriousness though, please keep posting as this is one of the funniest threads on the forum
they should be devastated. They woudl never have met such athletic male with perfect penis, strogn big erections, intense thrust powers and huge ejaulations in there life.
I dont know if girls really like huge ejacualtions? I feel due to my ejacualtion size alone I should be doing porn.
I can shoot about 50-100ml and I can shoot from one end of my bedroom to the other which is 12 feet. Though a lot of it just ends up in big puddle in middle of floor about 6ft distance.
I think shootign such distances is quite cool and unheard off? As for girls liking Id be interested to know?
However, to perform such ejacualtions I usually masturbate for 3-10 hours before ejauaclaitng
RE: Is it weird to be completely silent during sex? - Captain Vimes - 26-03-2011 19:50
(26-03-2011 19:34 )wnakmandango Wrote: What is WUM''ming?
Cos I'm in a good mood and you have made me laugh I'll feed the troll.
WUM - Wind Up Merchant also known as Troll.