RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 01-12-2011 11:13
paddy was asked if he preferred legs or breasts .he replied that he had a particular fondness for shaved pussies .he was told that this was not an option when choosing a KFC bargain bucket
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 01-12-2011 19:17
Why is a vagina like the weather ? Because once it's wet it's time to go inside.
RE: Jokes - Scottishbloke - 01-12-2011 19:20
I once said to my dad, can you get aid's from a toliet seat, he said you can if you sit down before the other fella stands up
RE: Jokes - wodenssun - 01-12-2011 20:50
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there
RE: Jokes - dazzad99 - 01-12-2011 23:50
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 02-12-2011 20:47
What's very big,got curly hair & guaranteed to hurt sensitive cünts ? Jeremy Clarkson.
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 02-12-2011 21:59
Another hard week in the public sector:
Monday: Diversity training
Tuesday: Planning for strike day
Wednesday: On strike/Xmas shopping
Thursday: Whole day bitching about Clarkson
Friday: Sickie
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 03-12-2011 13:29
France, Ukraine, Sweden & England- F.U.S.E. - No doubt we'll blow it !
RE: Jokes - wodenssun - 03-12-2011 13:45
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 03-12-2011 14:13
Not forgetting that a gay dinosaur is a megasorearse
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