RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 08-12-2011 20:21
A warning for Ginger girls.... Don't give yourself a Brazilian as it looks like you got a fish-finger hovering above your minge!
RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 08-12-2011 20:22
Did you realise that a woman's "I'll be ready in five minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in five minutes" are exactly the same?
RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 08-12-2011 20:23
Daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian.
Dad: Ok cool.
2nd daughter: I'm also a lesbian
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do!
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 08-12-2011 20:34
Retailers in Tottenham have reported that trade is down 15% on last year's festive season.
Well what did they expect?? Most of the people around there did their Xmas shopping in August!!
RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 08-12-2011 20:39
Warning to all men: Women are now using date rape drugs called 'blowjobs' to lure men into scams called 'relationships'
RE: Jokes - Money_Shot - 08-12-2011 20:40
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 10-12-2011 18:08
If you go for a piss & your urines clear,your hydrated.If it's yellow,your dehydrated,& if it's white your shaking it too hard.
RE: Jokes - Stillroom Rock - 10-12-2011 18:13
£12 for a 3 course meal thats why Mums gone to Iceland
£5 for an 18 year old girl bouncing on your cock thats why Dads gone to Thailand
RE: Jokes - Regenerated - 11-12-2011 23:15
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, "are you scared about Mad Cow disease?" The other says "nope". The first cow asks "how come you're not scared?" The second cow replies "because I'm a chicken".
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 12-12-2011 10:08
Did you realise that a women's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" & a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same.
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