RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 18-12-2011 19:12
^ lol a talking wolf! LOL
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 19-12-2011 15:36
Kim Jong-il spent millions on pointless public spectacles and ignoring his people's needs.
Now he's dead we can get on with enjoying the Olympics
(ps: anybody seen/heard from Cheesy Grin? He hasn't been around for more than a month)
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 19-12-2011 16:16
(19-12-2011 15:36 )mr williams Wrote: (ps: anybody seen/heard from Cheesy Grin? He hasn't been around for more than a month)
i was thinking the exact same thing two days ago.... you don't think?.... he's santa claus? lol
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 20-12-2011 14:33
I've just bought some of those new, 'The Only Way Is Essex' character condoms.
Quite strange, they make your dick look like a CU/\/T.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 20-12-2011 14:33
What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.
"For God's sake, I'm working Christmas day!" Said the vicar.
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 20-12-2011 17:04
For all the Arsenal fans,why not buy then the ideal Christmas present.The Van Persie Tea Tray.Perfect for carrying 10 mugs.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 20-12-2011 21:42
Gaddafi, Bin Laden and Kim Jong Il have all died this year. Maybe Team America does exist... "fuck yeah!"
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 20-12-2011 21:42
I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 20-12-2011 21:43
I finally found the true meaning of xmas today.
It's for people who can't spell Christmas.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 20-12-2011 21:43
Curling irons have a warning tag that says "For External Use Only."
What sick bastard made that necessary?
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