RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 02-01-2012 19:44
8 things girls should say to guys
1.im bored ,lets shave my pussy
2.are you sure youve had enough to drink?
3.that fart was great do another one
4.of course i swallow ,i love it
5.no thats o.k.you drink beer and watch porn ill do the washing up
6.just for a change put it up my arse
7.how about you get that girl from work to join us
8.marriage,no way
sadly carlsberg dont do girlfriends
RE: Jokes - Regenerated - 03-01-2012 22:26
An elderly man goes to the doctor. He says "doctor, I think I'm going senile. Several times lately, I've forgot to zip up." The doctor replies "thats not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down."
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 06-01-2012 18:31
Online discussions?
I'm all forum.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 06-01-2012 18:31
After landing myself in jail, I spent the first four hours being bummed senseless. My Dad takes monopoly way too seriously!
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 06-01-2012 18:32
Roses are red,
Voilets are blue,
Roses are red,
I have alzheimers.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 06-01-2012 18:32
Will someone please describe to me in simple terms what 'laymans terms' means?
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 06-01-2012 18:32
Roses are dead
Violets are dead
I'm shit at gardening.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 06-01-2012 18:36
i had a joke about amnesia, but, erm... i seem to... er...
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 06-01-2012 18:44
Roses are red
violets are red
the fence is r....SHIT!! the house is on fire!!!
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 06-01-2012 18:50
I was talking to a guy in a pub & asked him where he'd been on his holidays.He said "Room 32B Waikiki resort,Hawaii" I said "That's very Pasific"
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