RE: Jokes - mr williams - 08-01-2012 19:39
I had to carry the drunken mrs w home from the pub and ten pin bowling.
Using the same grip really helps......
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 08-01-2012 20:12
(08-01-2012 19:39 )mr williams Wrote: I had to carry the drunken mrs w home from the pub and ten pin bowling.
Using the same grip really helps......
what, the nostrils and mouth? lol
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 09-01-2012 00:47
I said to my mate, "You'll never believe what I done last night!"
He said, "What?"
I said, "Long story.."
He said, "Just tell me."
I said, "I just did, I read a 1,200 page book."
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 09-01-2012 00:48
I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 09-01-2012 00:48
Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?... Find out after the break.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 09-01-2012 00:49
Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 09-01-2012 00:49
If any City fans out there are feeling upset and need some Kompany, feel 3-2 pop round!
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 09-01-2012 00:51
in case you don't check every page
(09-01-2012 00:47 )handsomeSOB Wrote: I said to my mate, "You'll never believe what I done last night!"
He said, "What?"
I said, "Long story.."
He said, "Just tell me."
I said, "I just did, I read a 1,200 page book."
i thought it deserved to be seen
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 09-01-2012 11:36
Anthony Worrell Thompson has been caught shoplifting in Tesco.
The BBC has announced that he will the new host of "Ready, Steady, Crook!"
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 09-01-2012 12:51
How do you make a Pirate angry?
Take the P out of him.
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