RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 09-01-2012 13:13
(09-01-2012 12:51 )handsomeSOB Wrote: How do you make a Pirate angry?
Take the P out of him.
For fucks sake ! Straight out a Xmas cracker.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 09-01-2012 14:13
(09-01-2012 13:13 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: For fucks sake ! Straight out a Xmas cracker.
er... y-yeah, a xmas cracker.... not a joke website.... lol
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 09-01-2012 16:16
(09-01-2012 14:13 )handsomeSOB Wrote: (09-01-2012 13:13 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote: For fucks sake ! Straight out a Xmas cracker.
er... y-yeah, a xmas cracker.... not a joke website.... lol
Same place I lift em from.
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 12-01-2012 21:30
When Thierry Henry was signed to play for Arsenal again,they said "You feel right at home here,everythings as you left it,including the trophy cabinet"
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 12-01-2012 21:37
Having a girlfriend with a tattoo on the back of her neck is a bit like having a magazine in the toilet.It gives you something to read when your in the shitter.
RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 12-01-2012 21:41
a little boy catches his mum and dad having sex.what are you doing dad? were making you a little brother or sister.the little boy thinks for a while and says do her doggy style i want a puppy
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 13-01-2012 00:13
I said to the doctor "I've hurt my cock in a surfing accident".
Puzzled, he said "did you fall off your board??"
"no" I said. "I had to slam the laptop shut when mrs w came in"
RE: Jokes - Stillroom Rock - 13-01-2012 01:55
Despite removing all the stains from the widows I still lost my job as the Church Window Cleaner
Then I lost my job at the clock factory, and after all the extra hours I put in
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 13-01-2012 12:27
A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch. "I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."
"How do you mean?" says the accountant. "I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters."
"OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?"
"You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner.
"Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?"
"That," says the man, "is your first worry
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 13-01-2012 18:04
Two cavemen are chatting.One says to the other "I'm going to teach my woman to speak" Other says "What harm can it do"
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