RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 22-01-2012 03:30
They're boasting about race records 
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"
"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"
The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 22-01-2012 09:43
The Good,waking up after a wild night out to find you got home safely.The Bad,discovering that someones drawn a cock on your face.The Ugly,finding out that someone traced it.
RE: Jokes - SeanTheDon - 24-01-2012 19:46
RE: Jokes - SeanTheDon - 24-01-2012 20:15
RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 24-01-2012 20:29
a 30 year old woman has been sexually assaulted with a vacuum cleaner nozel and was left for dead.police say ,although she is in intensive care, she is picking up niceley
RE: Jokes - SeanTheDon - 24-01-2012 20:32
RE: Jokes - SeanTheDon - 24-01-2012 20:40
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 24-01-2012 20:40
A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asing her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."
RE: Jokes - SeanTheDon - 24-01-2012 20:44
RE: Jokes - SeanTheDon - 24-01-2012 20:50
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