RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 10-02-2012 11:18
if you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball in your right hand, what do you have?
kermit's undivided attention
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 10-02-2012 11:19
what do you call a camel with a flat back?
humphrey
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 10-02-2012 11:21
what do you call an igloo without a toilet?
an ig
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 10-02-2012 11:22
what do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
nacho cheese
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 10-02-2012 11:23
what happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
it gets wet!
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 10-02-2012 11:25
what is Cole's Law?
it's mostly thinly sliced cabbage
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 10-02-2012 11:27
what word is always pronounced incorrectly?
incorrectly
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 10-02-2012 11:28
what's red and white?
pink!
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 10-02-2012 11:29
what's green and looks like a bucket?
a green bucket
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 10-02-2012 11:30
why is getting up at five in the morning like a pig's tail?
it's twirly
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