RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 17-02-2012 13:57
An unnamed weatherman has been sacked because he always gives cold & gloomy forecasts . No more mist & ice guy.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 17-02-2012 15:57
if a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 17-02-2012 16:03
a businessman gets on an elevator in his office building, a woman already inside greets him saying, "T-G-I-F", he smiles at her and replies, "S-H-I-T", the woman looked at him, puzzled, and again says, "T-G-I-F", again the man says, "S-H-I-T", the woman says, "do you know what i'm saying? "T-G-I-F" means thank god it's friday" "i know" replies the man, "but "S-H-I-T" means sorry, honey, it's thursday"
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 17-02-2012 23:05
Even Gavin from Auto Glass couldn't fix Whitney's crack problem...
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 17-02-2012 23:06
My doctor asked me what my digestive system was like.
I said "Like everybody else's. I take the biscuit, dunk it in my tea, then eat it."
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 17-02-2012 23:07
Virgin Broadband
The two main ingredients needed for a World Of Warcraft profile.
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 17-02-2012 23:10
Just been on bigbustycoons.com
Damn, those guys have really good bus companies.
RE: Jokes - terence - 18-02-2012 20:41
Last night i took my girlfriend out for a meal.
As we got the bill, She asked me if i wanted to go Dutch.
So i put on a pair of clogs and sparked up a joint.
RE: Jokes - Stillroom Rock - 18-02-2012 20:51
The Beach Boys walk into a bar and go "Round? round? get a round I'll get a round"
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 19-02-2012 20:37
A pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Ibrox,police are still trying to determine whether it was a missile or a takeover bid.
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