RE: Jokes - Don Tingley - 19-02-2012 22:20
The wife just said to me "Right that's it I'm putting you on a sex ban for seven days."
"Fuck off!" I replied "I'm not staying in for a week."
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 19-02-2012 23:21
I had an interview for a job in a restaurant.
The guy said, "So, what would you bring to the table?"
"Whatever they ordered." I replied.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 20-02-2012 12:39
did you hear about the bull that was kicked off his local football team? he was so pissed, he went home in a foul moooooooooood!!
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 20-02-2012 12:46
(20-02-2012 12:39 )illbeback123 Wrote: did you hear about the bull that was kicked off his local football team? he was so pissed, he went home in a foul moooooooooood!!
you ever hear that sheep joke? it's baa-d
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 20-02-2012 16:05
My wife's just said that I can be a pain in the ass.Apparently that's not innuendo for,lets have anal.
RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 20-02-2012 18:05
had a wank over an ex girlfriend last night.i know its wrong but i still have a key and shes a heavy sleeper
RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 20-02-2012 18:10
got arrested yesterday.i was in the car dying for a piss so i did it in an empty coke can when the police stopped me and asked what was in the can.im now peing charged with possession of canapiss
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 20-02-2012 18:27
what does spiderman love 2 do durin his spare time? he goes on his computer & searches the web
RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 20-02-2012 20:08
a man walks into the surgery and punches the doctor on the nose,youll get a lot more than that if you tell my wife she has a nice pussy again he says.no says the doctor,i said she had acute angina
RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 20-02-2012 20:10
paddy runs into the pub and shouts,mick somebody just stole your car,did you see who did it say mick,no says paddy but i got the registration number
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