RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 20-02-2012 20:15
what do you call a dinosaur that always horny in bed? tyrannosaurus sex
RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 20-02-2012 21:02
man goes to a fancy dress party naked apart from a jar over his cock.when he was asked what he had come as he said a fire alarm,break the glass pull the knob and ill come as fast as i can
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 20-02-2012 21:27
why did the chicken referee show a straight red card to a goose durin a footy match? he sent him off for fowl play & abusive language
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 20-02-2012 22:00
i've got a forking good joke about cutlery, it's very knife.... what, too spoon? ok, i'll tell it ladle
RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 20-02-2012 22:41
two doctors just had sex.he says to her ,you must be a surgeon coz you washed yor hands before and after.she says to him ,you must be an anesthetist coz i didnt feel a fucking thing
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 21-02-2012 00:52
i'm so dyslexic that the bar walks into the englishman, scotsman and irishman in all my jokes
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 22-02-2012 16:04
did you hear about the young bear cub that got the shock of his life when he returned home from school? much to his horror, he found his parents naked around the house & bearin it for all to see
RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 22-02-2012 16:23
80 year old couple were shagging furiously up against a fence. for 40 minutes they were at it arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor exhausted.christ she said you didnt fuck me like that 40 years ago.to which the old man replied.40 years ago that fucking fence wasnt electric
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 22-02-2012 18:53
which animals are most likely to cheat at every game? cheetahs
RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 22-02-2012 19:27
now on sale at ikea lesbian beds no screwing involved its all tongue and groove
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