RE: Jokes - oldboy1047 - 22-02-2012 19:36
two brothers 7 years old and 4 years old.the 7 year old says to his brother,i think its about time we started swearing,when mum calls us down for breakfast ill swear first then you,ok says his brother.mum calls them down and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast,shit mum ill have cocopops.whack he flew out of his chair crying his eyes out.his mum turns to his brother and says,and what do you want,dont know he says ,but it aint fucking cocopops
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 22-02-2012 22:15
Got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist.
i regretted it literally one minute later
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 22-02-2012 22:17
I was saying to a stranger in the pub last night, "My granddad is 104 tomorrow."
"holy shit, what's his secret?"
"he was born a long time ago" i said
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 23-02-2012 17:43
I've been giving mrs w a hard time recently so I said "I'm sorry, babes, what can I do to make it up to you?"
"You can take me to that new restaurant that's opened in town"
"Deal!" I said...."and I'll tell you what, I'll even come and pick you up afterwards!"
RE: Jokes - Stillroom Rock - 25-02-2012 13:11
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles, now I'm gonna have a shit, this could spell trouble
RE: Jokes - handsomeSOB - 25-02-2012 14:40
(25-02-2012 13:11 )Stillroom Rock Wrote: I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles, now I'm gonna have a shit, this could spell trouble
you never know, they might be blanks
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 25-02-2012 20:38
Clint Eastwood's autobiography is simply titled Clint.If you squint it could easily be the title of Piers Morgan's.
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 26-02-2012 15:07
Rangers ground Ibrox is to be renamed the Inland Revenue Arena or I.R.A. for short,but it's only provisional.
RE: Jokes - MikeGee - 26-02-2012 15:13
I once knew a Dental Nurse who loved giving Blowjobs and smoking weed. She was affectionately known as "Oral High Jean".
RE: Jokes - MikeGee - 26-02-2012 15:16
Two blokes walking down a road see a blind dog shagging a cabbage. One bloke says to the other "Poor bastard, he must think it's a collie".
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