RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 29-03-2012 20:44
Apparently men think about sex every seven seconds, lucky I wrote this in sex.
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 30-03-2012 14:09
Apparently the Fire Brigade could be on strike in 2 weeks.David Cameron has advised the public to set fire to their home tonight as a precaution.
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 31-03-2012 13:47
Apparently Matt Damon only truely believes in two things,sequels & reincarnation.He expects to be Bourne again.
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 31-03-2012 13:50
Brian May is a slighty more optimistic version of Brian Cant.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 01-04-2012 13:43
Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 01-04-2012 21:14
April Fools Day,the day every Newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched,factually correct story.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 02-04-2012 11:12
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"
RE: Jokes - Boomerangutangangbang - 02-04-2012 21:44
I recently bought 50% of a vampire hunting company,I'm now the main stake holder.
RE: Jokes - dazzad99 - 03-04-2012 11:09
A drunk chap walks into a library, goes to the counter and very loudly asks, “Can I have a large doner kebab and chips, please?” The bemused librarian replies, “Sir, this is a library.” “Oh, I’m sorry,” Says the drunk, before whispering very, very quietly, “Can I have a large doner kebab and chips, please?”
RE: Jokes - mr williams - 03-04-2012 12:55
I asked mrs w if she'd act like a "naughty school girl" for me, told her to get ready and said I'd be up in ten minutes.
When I got to the bedroom she was fast asleep and on my pillow was a note she'd forged from her mother saying she didn't have to participate......
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