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RE: Funny Sayings And Quotes - black knight - 19-04-2010 10:48

Did you know that an anagram of mother-in-law is "Woman Hitler?"-peter kay.


RE: Funny Sayings And Quotes - black knight - 20-04-2010 11:26

"Have you seen David Cameron's skin? the man is so wrinkle free,i bet his scrotum looks like Amanda Holden's forehead"- Russel Howard


RE: Funny Sayings And Quotes - black knight - 21-04-2010 09:01

"I've had death threats-Well,ok,a petition"-Jack Dee


RE: Funny Sayings And Quotes - black knight - 22-04-2010 10:53

"A zombie's sex life is pretty good for the first couple of weeks,but then it drops off"-Peter Serafinowicz.


RE: Funny Sayings And Quotes - 654321 - 26-04-2010 14:53

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity - Bullet Tooth Tony (Snatch)

A quote which is so apt for some members of the forum Wink lol


RE: Funny Sayings And Quotes - sonofapaddy - 17-05-2010 06:00

Asked if he made music for the man in the street,
Sid Vicious said 'I have met the man in the street,hes a C##t.


RE: Funny Sayings And Quotes - sonofapaddy - 25-05-2010 13:14

Never trust a man with a beard. Author unknown


RE: Funny Sayings And Quotes - black knight - 28-05-2010 18:32

"In the Bible,God made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights.thats a pretty good summer for us in wales.That's a hosepipe ban waiting to happen.I was eight before i realised you could take a cagoule off" Rhod Gilbert.


RE: Funny Sayings And Quotes - TheWatcher - 28-05-2010 18:49

(17-05-2010 06:00 )sonofapaddy Wrote:  Asked if he made music for the man in the street,
Sid Vicious said 'I have met the man in the street, he's a C##t.

Its really scary when you think about how thick the average man in the street is,
and then you realise that half the population is actually thicker than that.

(unknown source)


RE: Funny Sayings And Quotes - black knight - 29-05-2010 15:17

"I drive way to fast to worry about cholesterol"-Steve Wright.