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RE: Pleasureing yourself! - mark - 18-03-2009 19:35
after watching kelly bell today i could quite easily spank my monkey again and again
RE: Pleasureing yourself! - Gaz "AV1" Aston - 18-03-2009 19:43
Dreamlander Wrote:astonv1 Wrote:Yep! My wrists are shot to bits but my forearms are like rock
I'm now imagining you look like a human Fiddler Crab!!
Dreamlander
More like Popeye
RE: Pleasureing yourself! - rickhardo - 19-03-2009 13:12
I'm reminded of a letter in Viz many years ago:-
Sir,
I bought myself the Jane Fonda workout video for Xmas. I'm still fat but I've got wrists like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Patrick Thistle,
Partick Thistle.
RE: Pleasureing yourself! - Swiped - 19-03-2009 23:12
I never ever ever play with my self mommy says il go blind and that il get hairy palms
I dont even kiss girls Cuase they can get pregnent.....
RE: Pleasureing yourself! - G@Z! - 19-03-2009 23:14
are you really that gullalble
i think not
RE: Pleasureing yourself! - Swiped - 19-03-2009 23:28
I aint saying Sh1t untill i speask to my lawyer
RE: Pleasureing yourself! - G@Z! - 19-03-2009 23:30
is a lawyer really neccassarry
we know the truth
RE: Pleasureing yourself! - Swiped - 19-03-2009 23:35
yeah
Im impatent
RE: Pleasureing yourself! - G@Z! - 19-03-2009 23:37
ok sorry mate
RE: Pleasureing yourself! - Swiped - 19-03-2009 23:43
Im takin the piss
Im sorry im not slaging of impatencey its not funny at all i was just trying to have a laugh 
sorry to any one out there i offened ...
being honest chick lady chick what ever your name is, are you hot ?