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RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - terence - 07-03-2015 14:33
that awkward moment when your mum innocently waves the phone at to to alert you to a call, you pause for a moment trying to underatand why your brain went there, then proceed to projectile vomit all over the living room floor!
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - DeadPanStan - 07-03-2015 15:02
I swear I can't even pick up anything from my phone and remote control to a Mars bar and bottle Coke in a shop without shaking it....
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - Captain Vimes - 07-03-2015 20:17
(07-03-2015 00:41 )eccles Wrote: You ring up your girlfriend and press option 1.
This is rather brilliant.
... you can't be arsed to watch hardcore porn on the internet.
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - eccles - 07-03-2015 21:46
A PPI claims firm rings, you press 1 to accept the call and get your cock out.
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - Cheesy Grin - 07-03-2015 22:17
This happens....
![[Image: dangers-of-masturbation.jpg]](http://www.frumsatire.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dangers-of-masturbation.jpg)
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - biggles - 07-03-2015 23:10
When you remember Lucy Summers for having knock-out nipples and small breasts
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - The Silent Majority - 08-03-2015 02:45
....you can't shag your girlfriend unless she holds her phone to her ear...
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - Rammyrascal - 08-03-2015 10:05
When the first thing you say when chatting up a woman in the nightclub is "I think you should be on the babeshows"
RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - Snooks - 08-03-2015 10:11
When your girlfriend has a wardrobe malfunction 'slip' and you immediately worry someone might notice and alert OFCOM
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RE: You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....? - ShandyHand - 08-03-2015 10:39
...You can't walk past the cucumbers in the supermarket anymore without wondering if you should taken one home for the wife.