RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 27-09-2009 09:51
A girl in a bar said to me, "I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person alive."
Leaning over and whispering, I replied, "But who would be around to stop me?"
Wiped the smug look off her face.
RE: Jokes - black knight - 27-09-2009 12:26
marriage is made in heaven
but then again so is thunder and lightning
RE: Jokes - black knight - 27-09-2009 15:14
there has been a big bust up in the biscuit tin. A bandit called Rocky who was crackers hit a penguin over the head with a club and tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue riband, kidnapped a trophy and made his breakaway in a taxi. The police say rocky was last seen just after eight by a viscount from maryland, hobnobbing a gingernut. Unfortunatly they have not got a crumb of evidence!
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 27-09-2009 15:39
New Miley Cyrus DVD: £15
Tub of Vaseline: £3
XL Box of Tissues: £2
The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 27-09-2009 15:42
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
RE: Jokes - loopid77 - 27-09-2009 16:05
What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 27-09-2009 16:09
I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better.
That shows a lack of ambition to me.
Which is why men are better.
Lol :|
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 27-09-2009 16:10
First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.
Funny sense of humour my plumber has.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 28-09-2009 09:03
I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds".
I'm wondering, is it them or me?
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 28-09-2009 15:59
I was horrified to discover my new sex doll had a flat chest and a 9 inch cock. When I complained in the shop they said it was inside out.
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