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RE: Bedroom TV - Mister Gummidge - 18-01-2009 02:20
phallusfungus Wrote:well, now that tw at's gone and penned a poem about kylie: http://www.howcute.com/profiles/blogs/kylie-tyler-poem
"Kylie
With beauty that is beyond compeer
Your deep looks you long blonde hair
When I look into your eyes
I see the sparkle like the stars in the sky
Even though you’re new to me
I feel like a newborn seed
When the wind blows through your hair
It gleams like the twilights stream
For even though there’s distance between
I feel you near me every day I see
Our Hearts beat Our Souls filled with fire
For you are my one and only desire
For you are a princess of dreams
My one and only fantasy queen
You sparkle and gleam like the sun
You are my jewel in the crown "
a complete fucking plank
The sentiment is creepy, the cadence is more wrong than hiring Gary Glitter as a babysitter and the construction sucks more arse than a Soho rent boy! I honestly think a few of us should sign up to howcute and encourage him. We could be looking at the new William Topaz McGonagall
RE: Bedroom TV - phallusfungus - 18-01-2009 02:25
tmfkamr-gummidge Wrote:The sentiment is creepy, the cadence is more wrong than hiring Gary Glitter as a babysitter and the construction sucks more arse than a Soho rent boy! I honestly think a few of us should sign up to howcute and encourage him. We could be looking at the new William Topaz McGonagall
Whatever you do, please don't encourage his photography.
http://www.candycrib.com/bonkers
RE: Bedroom TV - Mister Gummidge - 18-01-2009 02:41
phallusfungus Wrote:http://www.candycrib.com/bonkers
I followed that link! ...Mummy, make the strange man go away...
RE: Bedroom TV - $h!ny h3lm3t - 18-01-2009 09:36
As i said before, please no one tip him off about this site
RE: Bedroom TV - A Spider Monkey - 18-01-2009 11:53
vostok 1 Wrote:Quote:"I saw that too. Scary!
I bet when he finished composing that poem, he got out his tweezers and magnifying glass."
The "Star" of show off UK...
(Sorry for posting...)
![[Image: th_43504_bonkers_123_408lo.jpg]](http://img258.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=43504_bonkers_123_408lo.jpg)
A serial killer if ever I saw one. He looks like he's only got 3 brain cells and they're fighting each other. A complete fucking fruit loop, probably a danger to both the living and the dead.
**EDIT** Sweet fucking Jesus, do not click on his profile. He's posted a picture of his arse on there.
RE: Bedroom TV - jungleboy - 18-01-2009 12:00
Too late spider, i have now seen what no man or woman should ever have to
RE: Bedroom TV - A Spider Monkey - 18-01-2009 12:10
jungleboy Wrote:Too late spider, i have now seen what no man or woman should ever have to
It burns does'nt it. I reckon that guy still lives with his mum, probably writes her poety.
I would sign up for that site to take the piss out him, but I don't want to be zinged by his "zany" sense or worse yet lampooned by one of his impressions that made him such a star of show off tv.
RE: Bedroom TV - jungleboy - 18-01-2009 12:19
The thing that hurt almost as bad as his arse was the footy top.. eeew
I would love to go take the piss outta him, but he would prob get his warcraft crew on us!
RE: Bedroom TV - A Spider Monkey - 18-01-2009 15:03
Something has just occured to me. Who took the photo?
RE: Bedroom TV - $h!ny h3lm3t - 18-01-2009 15:07
A Spider Monkey Wrote:Something has just occured to me. Who took the photo?Why don't you e-mail him and ask
