RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 23-10-2009 18:34
Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat and his unionised cat,
Early in the morning,
They're still in bed a-snoring,
And I'm wondering where's my post you fucking twat.
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 23-10-2009 19:33
You know you have a problem when your looking through porn and keep saying,' Seen it.'
RE: Jokes - newark red - 23-10-2009 19:37
deleted my joke because after they edited it it was not funny!
RE: Jokes - newark red - 23-10-2009 19:41
i posted this joke 3 weeks ago. fucking royal mail!
RE: Jokes - black knight - 24-10-2009 17:15
a woman posts an advert in the dating column of her local paper,it reads"looking for a man with these qualifications:wont beat me up,run away and is great in bed"shortly after bob turns up at her door,"hi,im bob.i have no arms so i cant beat you up,ive got no legs so i cant run away"so she asks him"what makes you think yud be good in bed?"bob replies"i rang the doorbell didnt i?"
RE: Jokes - black knight - 24-10-2009 17:17
what have winnie mandella and the pigeons of trafalgar square got in common?
theve both sit on nelsons column
RE: Jokes - black knight - 24-10-2009 17:19
two eggs are in a boiling pan,one says"ive got a huge crack"the other replies"stop teasing,im not hard yet"
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 24-10-2009 17:44
How much calcium can you get from sucking on a nipple?
Apparently enough to grow a bone...
RE: Jokes - Summerz_180 - 24-10-2009 17:49
My Sex-life is like my bank account.
Once I withdraw, I lose interest.
RE: Jokes - newark red - 24-10-2009 17:55
derby county winning 2-0 now losing 3-2 ha ha ha
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