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RE: Someone a girl knows thinks she'll be interested in a job neither know anything about - Shady - 03-10-2010 19:17

(03-10-2010 10:15 )mh92 Wrote:  no, she's not well, and is at hospital.

That sometimes happens after gender reassignment. The male hormones reject the new tits, then ultimately, the fanny falls off...usually somewhere inconvenient like in the queue at Tesco which is a bit embarassing.

I had a dog, once owned by a guy who was seeing a girl whose Grandfather Mildred had the same problem in 1904. He was leading an expedition to find the lost wheythuhfakawee tribe in the Amazon, when suddenly his lady bits began to crumble. From then until the end of his life, he had to use fake breasts made of plastacine and a fanny fashioned from papier maché.

Anyway, the Doctors in the UK are brilliant and after a course of Aunty (< see what I did there) rejectacuntyboob medicine, your friend will be back on his, er her feet and ready for the bearded channels!


RE: Someone a girl knows thinks she'll be interested in a job neither know anything about - RZA - 03-10-2010 21:17

Not to stir the pot (alright I'm lying, I am stirring the pot), but you sure this isn't just some girl you know you're trying to make look like a five star tit?

I'd imagine a career in taking your kit off on live TV, and listening to some bloke whacking himself off down a phone while you shout out that the Earth's moving, isn't the sort of work you let a friend do the researching?

Apologies obviously if I'm wrong.


RE: Someone a girl knows thinks she'll be interested in a job neither know anything about - simplymarko - 03-10-2010 21:21

i think he wants some of the call scripts, maybe for his own private fantasys


RE: Someone a girl knows thinks she'll be interested in a job neither know anything about - RZA - 03-10-2010 21:29

(03-10-2010 21:21 )simplymarko Wrote:  i think he wants some of the call scripts, maybe for his own private fantasys

Can't blame him.

Monday nights episode where Megan's revealed as the Stig is a fucking belter!


RE: Someone a girl knows thinks she'll be interested in a job neither know anything about - simplymarko - 03-10-2010 21:46

when he gets one they can rehearse to make sure she knows the role properly Wink


RE: Someone a girl knows thinks she'll be interested in a job neither know anything about - simplymarko - 04-10-2010 17:13

how is she today?


RE: Someone a girl knows thinks she'll be interested in a job neither know anything about - mh92 - 05-10-2010 07:57

she is real, and I didn't want any scripts.

She is still in hospital, her drink was spiked at work and she nearly died because of it, she does keep passing out and has memory loss, I know as I have texts.


RE: Someone a girl knows thinks she'll be interested in a job neither know anything about - gazfc - 05-10-2010 09:44

Wait is this an episode of hollyoaks?


RE: Someone a girl knows thinks she'll be interested in a job neither know anything about - Gaz "AV1" Aston - 05-10-2010 09:57

Will she remember that she wants to work on the babechannels?....It could be a bit of a shock when she finds out Surprised


RE: Someone a girl knows thinks she'll be interested in a job neither know anything about - Shady - 05-10-2010 11:48

Tell her she owes me £50!

Brings back memories though, I used the old 'Honest Ma, someone must have spiked my orange juice' line once or twice! laugh